ummmmm I have a new manager at work and no offence but i’m not fond of the way she’s running things and also she just said that she’s gonna start only giving people one weekend a month off so i’m gonna look for a new job………………………
473. A muggleborn starts dating a pureblood and isn’t quite used to the fact that there’s spells for everything. So she’ll do something like spill soup on a date and start grabbing napkins and trying to clean it up and he just sighs and goes “Honestly, haven’t you learned anything at a school that teaches MAGIC?”. Then he’ll spell away the mess while she blushes and stutters a reply.
I hate it when someone is really enthusiastic about something on this site and then a second person who is uninvited comments on their post and is like ‘No!! please do NOT feed the snakes!!’ or whatever. Like they weren’t really gonna do it, you nimrod, they were just having fun. Stop being such a buzzkill!! AND THEY ALWAYS SOUND SO HIGH AND MIGHTY ABOUT IT TOO, LIKE WHERED YOU GET YOUR KILLJOY DEGREE?? HARVARD UNIVERSITY OF NO FUN??
O shit my bios wrong i’m not 16 anymore